tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-61518742011-04-21T18:57:36.266-07:00God's True PatriotMy name is John Gotheborg. I am a youth minister and writer. This website is for my personal journal and to share information on my upcoming novels. You may have read my first book, <i>The Adventures of Young Jesus</i>. It is available at Christian book stores all across the country, and I cannot recommend any book to you more highly. It is an amazing piece of work.Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09457626757467014602noreply@blogger.comBlogger201100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6151874.post-1135459295074300542005-12-24T13:19:00.000-08:002007-08-17T06:07:20.842-07:00“The Last True Christmas”by John Gotheborg It was a cold and snowy night in Bethlehem when Jesus anointed Santa Claus as the Vicar of Christ. Paul (formerly known as Saul), an apostle of Christ Jesus by the will of God, had gathered all the saints who were faithful in Him. They came from all around the world. There were Korean wise men in attendance, Saint Nicholas from the North Pole, andJakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09457626757467014602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6151874.post-1082757490505772822004-04-23T14:58:00.000-07:002004-11-06T21:46:06.760-08:00The man in the television says government should ban poor people from using food stamps for candy and soda pop, same as how can't use for tabacco or alcohol. Food stamps linked to obesity and government has duty to keep people healthy? This misinformation may fool the so-called skeptics, aka brainwash victim zombies, but I don't buy it. I wouldn't even buy it with food stamps!
For one thing, andJakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09457626757467014602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6151874.post-1080780853351028542004-03-31T16:54:00.000-08:002004-11-06T21:48:26.256-08:00
My publisher, Jesus Loves Books, has sent me this cover proof for my approval. In my humble opinion it is fantastic. This is the book that will assure my place in literary history. Korean Spicy is the true story of my 1976 adventures in Korea where I met my lovely Suu Ni (who was 14-years old at the time) and became involved in an International Conspiracy involving the CIA, North Korean Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09457626757467014602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6151874.post-1080605320955451392004-03-29T16:08:00.000-08:002004-11-06T21:55:10.023-08:00Investigation of ISM Virus going well. Have found damning evidence in Playboy Magazine (big surprise there) and Boy's Life. So-called gentlemen's magazines are the source for evidence of the Anti-Male, Anti-American Conspiracy (AMAAC). Have placed new file cabinet on layaway at K-Mart.
Meanwhile, Cecilia is grounded from the television. I caught her watching Laverne & Shirley, the most Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09457626757467014602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6151874.post-1079841992017552182004-03-20T20:06:00.000-08:002004-11-06T22:13:57.393-08:00As I've stated before, many times, that she-devil my ex-wife pressured me into allowing Kevin to attend public school, and look what it did to him. I wish I had been there for him between the ages of 10 and 27, because the NWO did a number on him bigtime.
Kevin came back from that hellstorm in the Kuwaiti desert with a head full of nonsense and an insatiable drinking habit. He joined the Marine Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09457626757467014602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6151874.post-1079600276185897432004-03-18T01:57:00.000-08:002004-11-06T22:19:18.486-08:00Kevin has pulled one of his "pranks" again. This time he replaced my holy water with vodka, and you can imagine how embarassing it was when that vile liquid burned my throat and I spit a cloud of alcohol-mist in the face of my good friend Sidney Sheldon. Kevin, seeing this, said in a deadpan sarcastic fashion, "What's the matter, Dad, have you turned into a vampire?"
HA HA very funny. I showed Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09457626757467014602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6151874.post-1078272847855232392004-03-02T16:14:00.000-08:002004-03-06T04:57:34.546-08:00Received first "review" of God's True Patriot weblog, if you can call it that. Will link to it here, but I warn you there is profanity on that website. It is not suitable for children. The smut-peddler slash critic had this to say on my personal messageboard:
I have not reviewed your site, because based on your request I get the impression that you did not understand what I meant when I said Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09457626757467014602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6151874.post-1077498128110274772004-02-22T17:02:00.000-08:002004-06-25T00:09:27.443-07:00Last night was just awful. Just awfully embarrassing, and a real shame for several various reasons. I won't go into all the various reasons, but I will go into just how awful it was.
Let's see here. It started, I suppose, around 2000 hours, in the lobby of the First Presleyterian Church , near the shrine of Priscilla, Our Lady of Christ Elvis. The Presleyterians are good people, good Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09457626757467014602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6151874.post-1076011281498879862004-02-05T12:01:00.000-08:002004-02-05T12:12:03.746-08:00God's Littlest Patriot: Suspended for preaching the word of Christ! Second grade student took the Lord's name in vain -- girl told him he is going to go to Hell -- and girl suspended. Girl suspended one day for fulfilling her duty as a Christian Soldier.
Now, I know this may be confusing. That last sentence, I wrote "girl suspended one day for fulfilling her duty as a Christian soldier." Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09457626757467014602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6151874.post-1074663816515603232004-01-20T21:43:00.000-08:002004-01-21T16:19:31.246-08:00Received rejection letter on "Sanatoga Fire Massacre." It seems the "Jew Yorker" magazine only considers "serious literature." Serious literature, meaning secular nihilist claptrap and humanist sodomy??? Those liberals don't understand real art is channelled directly from the Lord by way of true faith prophecy.
God's word can only reach those who will receive Him, which is why I package my Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09457626757467014602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6151874.post-1074387436590869732004-01-17T16:57:00.000-08:002004-06-25T00:05:47.603-07:00That Satanic Octopus shill, James Butler, is exactly correct in his appraisal of those Zionist whores at the (UN)Free Press. This is clearly disinformation propoganda posing as press freedom.
Would you believe those foul bastards called George W. Bush a dictator? The NWO may like to see him become a dictator, but Bush is stronger than that. He won't lie down like Hitler and Lee Harvey Oswald.Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09457626757467014602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6151874.post-1073796837561233312004-01-10T20:53:00.000-08:002004-01-10T20:56:39.093-08:00I received another ominously threatening e-mail this afternoon. This is the third in as many days, and is especially troubling because the disinformation agent appears to have been listening to my real life conversations.
I got into it with Kevin today, and threatened to throw him out on his hind end just like his mother did several years ago. Well, Kevin gave me the guilt trip again about how Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09457626757467014602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6151874.post-1073679529910065142004-01-09T12:18:00.000-08:002004-01-10T21:32:29.236-08:00I feel sick.
My arms are weak, and the fingers of my right hand won't stop shaking. It appears that the Free Press International is not free at all. Not free at all. In fact, I now believe it is a front for Israeli Intelligence, and possibly an arm of the Octopus itself.
This became clear to me shortly after my sister was threatened by a disinformation operative in alt.conspiracy. I have Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09457626757467014602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6151874.post-1073535670174360512004-01-07T20:21:00.000-08:002004-01-08T23:27:53.923-08:00Is This Technically The Worlds First Man-Beast? Free Press International has a very frightening story today. Scientists have gone too far this time! They've engineered a hideous half-man, half-sheep. Why, you ask? I'll tell you why. It's simple. It's so simple even those idiots at the Quickie Mart could understand. I gave them $10 for $5.79 order and they gave me back only $4.11. That's Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09457626757467014602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6151874.post-1071336373863839152003-12-13T09:16:00.000-08:002004-06-25T00:11:38.313-07:00
I don't see what the fuss is over. These are excellent wine products. I own two cases of Hitler wine, which I am aging in the crawlspace beneath my garage for decanting when/if the New World Order finally attacks and we celebrate our first guerilla military victory against their anti-nationalist forces. Of course, that's a when on the NWO attack, and an IF on whether we can hold them off.
I Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09457626757467014602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6151874.post-1070687782224054592003-12-05T21:16:00.000-08:002003-12-05T21:16:33.440-08:00Kevin showed me a website earlier which was very disturbing. Very disturbing. It was called Female or Shemale? Well, I did horribly on the quiz, but Kevin scored 100%. I think he cheated. He even knew the shemales' NAMES.Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09457626757467014602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6151874.post-1070428131405437312003-12-02T21:08:00.000-08:002003-12-04T11:58:51.410-08:00Saint Michael's World Apostolate hosts dozens of miraculous photos -- most of them from this past year! My favorite is entitled "Graces far beyond what most minds can comprehend." It is a miraculous photograph of Jesus, taken on April 13, 1974 at the sacred grounds of Our Lady’s statue at St. Robert Bellarmine Church.
I have visited this holy shrine on many personal faith pilgrimages, and have Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09457626757467014602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6151874.post-1070271932572789922003-12-01T01:45:00.000-08:002004-06-25T00:03:13.880-07:00
The title of an upcoming story I've written, to be published in a respected home schooling magazine, just so happens to be... "I Am Covered with the Blood of Jesus." Imagine my surprise when I found this image! What a lucky coincidence, because the image is just perfect. I'll have to look into acquiring the rights for this image. It would make an ideal book cover for my collection of short Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09457626757467014602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6151874.post-1070270607956920822003-11-10T01:23:00.000-08:002004-06-25T00:06:35.056-07:00A few words of a personal nature:
I live in the Midwest (of AMERICA) with my wife Suu Ni and our two lovely children, Park Choy and Cecilia. My son from a previous marriage -- Kevin -- also lives with us, but he's moving out soon. I don't want to endanger my beautiful children's safety -- there are a lot of perverts out there -- but I do have a picture of Kevin that I'll post here. Later I'll Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09457626757467014602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6151874.post-1070272428300938702003-11-02T01:53:00.000-08:002004-10-23T11:06:31.823-07:00
My book is finally available in paperback! This is the cover art. It has the title real big across the top -- HUGE -- and BY JOHN GOTHEBORG on the bottom. Now I won't have to lug around that big, gold-plated hardcover edition.
This novel is just one of an intended series. It's like the serials of yesteryear. This first installment chronicles the adventures of Jessie Christ, famous rock 'n' Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09457626757467014602noreply@blogger.com